10 Random Poker Quotes
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- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers