10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels