10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.