10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.