10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant