10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike