10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.