10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT