10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.