10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.