10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"