10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery