10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson