10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.