10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-