10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers