10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for loners.