10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is for loners.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.