10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha