10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it