10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."