10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls