10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword