10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus