10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"