10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim