10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!