10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT