10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"