10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.