10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is