10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.