10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament