10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.