10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."