10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.