10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!