10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.