10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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