10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"