10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.