10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.