10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln