10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.