10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22