10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake