10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-