10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson