10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!