10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson